January 2012
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Jen Kirkman - comedian: What I Would Have Said... →
jenkirkman: I’ve gone on auditions where the call was put out for “funny women” and then you read the script and not one funny thing was written and then a model gets the role anyway.  This whole thing is great but this bit especially resonated with me. I was so happy when I booked some writing work that prevented me from going on commercial auditions because I was sick of getting called in...
Jan 20th
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December 2011
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“I love Los Angeles. I know a lot of people go there and they see just a huge...”
– David Lynch, Catching The Big Fish (via bbook)
Dec 28th
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Boxing Day, a one-act play
The FAMILY sits around the dinner table. GRANDPA: (looking at 1920s-era photograph of his mother and three brothers) I’m looking at my family, over there on that shelf. GRANDDAUGHTER: And sitting all around you at this table! GRANDPA: No, my real family!
Dec 27th
“That was a good movie, but it could’ve used more horse.”
– My 93-year-old grandfather’s review of “War Horse.”
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November 2011
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“On Spanish reality tv show: contestants write the name of the person they want...”
– Amazing text I just got from my sister, who is currently vacationing in Spain. This is what I’m going to do with the names of my enemies from now on.
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October 2011
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September 2011
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July 2011
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Jul 29th
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A few things I have learned
Reblogging MYSELF, like a dick. I posted this about two years ago, but I’m thinking about it again today. sussybuckets: When people say “I don’t ever get sad when celebrities die …  it’s not like I KNEW them or anything,” what they are really saying is “I am a sociopath … I lack the ability to feel empathy. Please adjust your opinion of me accordingly.” When people post jokes on...
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June 2011
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May 2011
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxbiZMRt1gk →
WOOT WOOT for Karolyn! karolynmckenzie: Get excited!! I’m working as a Writer’s PA on Apartment 23 starting in two weeks!
May 24th
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WatchWatch
Oof. Wow.  I should not have watched this right before going to do a comedy show. 
May 17th
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May 11th
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Dear SussyBuckets, I am a Christian woman with a WILD SIDE. I really hate when my purse gets dirty or stolen (not everyone is a Christian!) while I’m out at a club, bar, or even an ethnic restaurant (see above re: WILD SIDE). Are there any products specifically designed for my very narrow demographic? Signed, Wondering What Jesus Would Buy   Dear WWJWB, Yes.
May 10th
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