February 2012
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Wonder Dog →
Read this article (and watch the video) about service dogs for children. It’ll make the room get VERY dusty, if you know what I mean.
(You’ll cry.)
January 2012
11 posts
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Jen Kirkman - comedian: What I Would Have Said... →
jenkirkman:
I’ve gone on auditions where the call was put out for “funny women” and then you read the script and not one funny thing was written and then a model gets the role anyway.
This whole thing is great but this bit especially resonated with me. I was so happy when I booked some writing work that prevented me from going on commercial auditions because I was sick of getting called in...
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December 2011
8 posts
I love Los Angeles. I know a lot of people go there and they see just a huge...
– David Lynch, Catching The Big Fish (via bbook)
Boxing Day, a one-act play
The FAMILY sits around the dinner table.
GRANDPA: (looking at 1920s-era photograph of his mother and three brothers) I’m looking at my family, over there on that shelf.
GRANDDAUGHTER: And sitting all around you at this table!
GRANDPA: No, my real family!
That was a good movie, but it could’ve used more horse.
– My 93-year-old grandfather’s review of “War Horse.”
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November 2011
5 posts
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On Spanish reality tv show: contestants write the name of the person they want...
– Amazing text I just got from my sister, who is currently vacationing in Spain. This is what I’m going to do with the names of my enemies from now on.
October 2011
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September 2011
3 posts
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August 2011
3 posts
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July 2011
10 posts
A few things I have learned
Reblogging MYSELF, like a dick. I posted this about two years ago, but I’m thinking about it again today.
sussybuckets:
When people say “I don’t ever get sad when celebrities die … it’s not like I KNEW them or anything,” what they are really saying is “I am a sociopath … I lack the ability to feel empathy. Please adjust your opinion of me accordingly.”
When people post jokes on...
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June 2011
5 posts
May 2011
8 posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxbiZMRt1gk →
WOOT WOOT for Karolyn!
karolynmckenzie:
Get excited!! I’m working as a Writer’s PA on Apartment 23 starting in two weeks!
Oof. Wow.
I should not have watched this right before going to do a comedy show.