February 2010
17 posts
“I have never written a single thing that wasn’t meant to be read, and that’s...”
– Joss Whedon, who still doesn’t write rough drafts.
January 2010
39 posts
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“[Andrew Young] also writes that he listened as [John] Edwards told [Rielle...”
– via Jezebel
I … he … oh, Christ, there are no words.
“Please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it...”
– Conan “Coco” O’Brien
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“Finally, two new executives at ABC, Lloyd Braun and Susan Lyne, chose to...”
– Wikipedia
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WatchAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Never get tired of these. But this one is seriously the best.
You take the good, you take the bad...
natashalevinger:
Living with a three year old is a lot like living with someone who is taking the drugs. Sometimes they are on the bad drugs, and sometimes they are on the good drugs.
Harper (WEEPING UNCONTROLLABLY): MY UNDERWEAR IS UP MY BUM!! MY UNDERWEAR IS UP MY BUM!!! I CAN’T REACH IT!!!
Three hours later…
Harper: Black is my favorite color. I love black. And purple. And green and...
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Dolly Parton, age 11.
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“Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last...”
– - Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl fame when asked how she planned to help earthquake victims in Haiti.
Moments later, the skin underneath her fingernails started hurting and when she looked down at her hands, her fingernails had fallen off and what had replaced them were pieces of skirt steak. “But...
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Daily Kos: George Tiller murderer may only be... →
yourkitchensink:
In case you want to get really really angry about something that could matter WAY more than who is going to host The Tonight Show then I’d like to direct you to this story. It seems that the Kansas judge in the trial of the man who murdered abortion doctor George Tiller has “granted a defense motion to allow the jury to decide if Scott Roeder can be convicted of voluntary...
Conan O’Brien Says He Won’t Do ‘Tonight Show’... →
What a fucking mess!
Nil by mouth - Roger Ebert's Journal →
mir777:
Wow.
“Some days my life, my kids, my job make me wanna cry
until then baby, I’m...”
– Carnie Wilson’s sadlarious new version of her own classic 90s song, “Hold On.” She can be seen singing it in promos for her new Game Show Network (?) reality show, Unstapled, the tagline of which is “Watch the Carnage.”
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WatchI realize this is my second link to a College Humor video in less than 24 hours, and maybe everyone has seen this already, but YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS NOW. It gave me chills and made my cry.
(via ifyouarehappyandyouknowit)
WatchThe year in fails. Thanks, CH.
