Sussy-Time!
Hey, gray-haired guy in the middle: So, I get that, like, you landed a rover on Mars, which is a BIG DEAL. You’re a groundbreaker. You and your teammates captured our imagination in a profound and wonderful way. You are a CHAMPION. But couldn’t you have styled your hair in a cuter way while you did it? You’ve worked so hard for this and you know that all eyes are gonna be on you, so I just don’t understand why you wouldn’t want to STEP IT UP and get, like, a cute Bieber cut or something fierce and modern like fauxhawk-guy next to you. I mean, it looks like you’re not even trying to look as beautiful as I know you can be!!! And it’s SO unfortunate that everyone is now talking about your hair instead of your great accomplishment. SUCH a shame, but I kinda feel like you brought it upon yourself by phoning it in, hair-wise. SADSIES!!!!! 
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Hey, gray-haired guy in the middle: So, I get that, like, you landed a rover on Mars, which is a BIG DEAL. You’re a groundbreaker. You and your teammates captured our imagination in a profound and wonderful way. You are a CHAMPION. But couldn’t you have styled your hair in a cuter way while you did it? You’ve worked so hard for this and you know that all eyes are gonna be on you, so I just don’t understand why you wouldn’t want to STEP IT UP and get, like, a cute Bieber cut or something fierce and modern like fauxhawk-guy next to you. I mean, it looks like you’re not even trying to look as beautiful as I know you can be!!! And it’s SO unfortunate that everyone is now talking about your hair instead of your great accomplishment. SUCH a shame, but I kinda feel like you brought it upon yourself by phoning it in, hair-wise. SADSIES!!!!! 

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